I want to drink the garbage water, Slog.
The Cloaca Surprise is a recipe that is taught by . Slog will not teach this to True Kin. Eating this recipe will cause the player's body to morph into a body similar to Slog's. Their sprite will transform into , but horizontally flipped and with white as the main tile color.
Body Slots[edit | edit source]
The consumer's original body will be swapped with a predefined body form which will always have these slots: 
- Feelers (replaces face)
- Hand (2)
- Missile Weapon (2)
- Thrown Weapon
- Floating Nearby
This means that for the average human player character:
- Arms will be lost (arms granted by Multiple Arms stay)
- Feet will be lost (feet granted by Multiple Legs stay)
- First face slot will be renamed to Feelers (any other faces will remain the same)
- The mutation Bilge Sphincter will be granted
- A tail slot will grow with the as a melee weapon
Bilge Sphincter[edit | edit source]
All associated effects that come with Bilge Sphincter:
- +50 Movement Speed in liquids with volume greater than 1000
- +6 Strength
- +100 Acid resist (armor can still be destroyed)
- +1 AV
- +300 reputation with Mollusks
- Can poison enemies on hit
- Can spit liquid at other creatures to make them prone
Consuming the Surprise[edit | edit source]
You feel an uncomfortable pressure across the length of your body.
Feelers rip through your scalp and shudder with curiosity.
A bilge hose painted with mucus undulates out of your lower body. It spews the amniotic broth of its birth from its sputtering mouth.
The following gets added into the Journal:
You ate the Cloaca Surprise.
Attempting to eat the surprise again will give the player this message:
Your genome has already undergone this transformation.
References[edit | edit source]